Top 10 Most Edible Pokemon

There has been lots of Pokemon info lately...and our stomachs have been grumbling...those Pokemon are starting to look very delicious...maybe just a little bite...it's like a menu with 649 items...so many to choose from...let's plan out our meal...

Number 10

Sunkern-Flavored Spitz 

Let's have a little snack to start out the night. Look what I found in the cupboard! Sunkern-flavored Spitz! Yummy! So salty and delicious to swish around in your mouth (shame on your dirty minds). You'll go through these Sunkerns like crazy!

Number 9

Shellfish Platter

(Consisting of Shellder, Cloyster and Clamperl)

Now let's start off our appetizers with a nice platter of shellfish! Yumm! We got some Clamperl, some Shellder and a crapload of Cloyster for you! But don't fill up on these appetizers! There are still so many to come!

 

Number 8

Mareep Chops

(Also some Flaffy Chops)

Now to start one of our first main courses! Who would have thought these cut little sheep Pokemon could be so delicious! What a SHOCKER! 

Number 7

Stuffed Tepig

(or Stuffed Munna or Stuffed Grumpig)

Now that you're done with those Mareep Chops, why not try out our Stuffed Tepig! Careful! It's really hot! If you don't like your pork hot, try out the alternatives: Stuffed Munna will put you straight to sleep and Stuffed Grumpig will fill you up!

Number 6

Octillemari

Time for some more appetizers! Why not wash that spicy taste out of your mouth with some Octillemari! Trust me, you don't wanna miss out on this seafood! WARNING: Cannot promise they will not ink you.

Number 5

Torchic Tenders

Your kids not enjoying all these fancy foods? Then why not get them some nice Torchic Tenders! Like the Stuffed Tepig, this platter is quite hot so proceed with caution!

Number 4

Krabby Legs & Corphish Tail

(Also Comes in Larger Kingler and Crawdaunt Size)

Now to bring out the deluxe stuff. If there is one Pokemon you definitely want to eat, it is these crustacean fellers. Careful though, they may pinch (or blast you with Hydro Pump).

Number 3

Exeggcute Benedict

More into breakfast foods? Why not try our delicious Exeggcute Benedict! This platter is MIND-BOGGLING! 

 

Number 2

Miltank Burgers & Tauros Steak

Okay, so you are more into the beef. Well here is the perfect meal for you! Try our big juicy Miltank burgers which we promise will just rollout down your throat! And if you're more into steak, try our Tauros steak, which we promise will always satisfy!

 

Number 1

Vanillite Ice Cream

(Also Comes in Sizes Vanillish and Vanilluxe)

Now for dessert! Let's be honest, we didn't even have to change these Pokemon up very much! They are already living ice cream! Take a big ol' bite and enjoy yourself! It will be a blizzard of taste!

 

Article By:

Giuliano V.

Matteo C.

Gino C.

Riley D.