Ten Pokemon That Would Be Really Useful in Reality

Have you ever wondered what life would be like if we had Pokemon? I have. In fact, there are some Pokemon that would make life so much better in so many different ways. Here are ten Pokemon who would provide solutions to many of the problems found in the real world.

1. Chansey

Do you live in a country other than Canada that doesn't cover your health care? Do you suffer from terminal diseases, hypothermia or severe burns? Are you currently dying of poisoning or have you been pushed into a deep coma? Well guess what? Chansey is the answer to all of these problems. If everyone in the world owned a Chansey, there would be no need for medicine or doctors. Chansey can cure just about anything. Unfortunately, this would leave many doctors without a job, but if it means saving the lives of many, who cares!

2. Musharna

Let's be honest: most of us think we have insomnia. We are unable to sleep at night and then are dead in the morning, causing us to sleep through our "important" classes. Well here is the solution! Musharna can make sure we go to sleep when we want, not when our body decides to. And as an added bonus, we can basically dream about whatever we want! Cool, huh?

3. Abra

Crap, my alarm went off an hour late and now I have to be at my exam in TWO MINUTES! If only I had something that could instantly teleport me from Point A to Point B. Abra would be the solution to this! No more leaving early to anticipate traffic. No more cars. No more public transit. Abra is good for one thing in the Pokemon universe: teleporting, and while it serves next to no purpose there, it would be literally one of the most useful things here! That is...if we can keep those damn Abras from teleporting away from us!'

4. Gengar

Unfortunately, this world has a major problem and it is called Bullying. While the media tells us to band together and stand up for ourselves, wear pink, tell an adult or some of that other crap that doesn't actually stop bullying, Gengar would be the perfect solution to this. If a bully messes with you, they are in for some real payback. You send this motherf*cker to their house to give them nightmares that will torment and destroy them slowly, making them wish they never messed with someone who REALLY knows how to make someone's life a living hell. You f*ck with me and Gengar is gonna f*ck the shit out of you.

5. Castform

"Hey guys, let's go to the beach for a fun day in the...oh crap, it started to rain." "I sure hope this snow continues so class gets cancelled...oh crap, the Sun came out on the worst day possible!" Say goodbye to weathering woes like this with Castform! You now control the weather, and you can MAKE SURE it suits your needs. Of course, not everyone can have a Castform, just you. You dictate the weather. Make sure it fits your needs and screw everybody else because they aren't as cool as you because you have a Castform.

6. Jirachi

Make a wish! Jirachi grants one wish to whomever comes across it, so why not make it count? You can wish for anything! World peace...true love...the never-ending torment of those who silently judge your every move...whatever you want!

7. Garbodor

Yes, Garbador is perhaps the shittiest Pokemon every created, both figuratively and literally. However, in our world, Garbodor would solve a MAJOR problem. Did you know that Garbodor eats garbage? He EATS it. No more mountains of garbage that we have to ship out to sea or bury beneath the Earth's crust. Instead, we just feed it to a bunch of these guys and voila! Gone!.............but then again, we'd have a bunch of living trash monsters walking around....so maybe that isn't such a good idea after all.

8. Celebi

Crap! I wish I didn't hook up with that disgusting 800 pound mustachio chick last night. Wait...that was a dude cosplaying as Wario? Dude! How drunk was I? Thank god you have a Celebi at your disposal that can bring you back in time to Falcon Punch yourself out before you make that mistake. Seriously, you will never make a bad decision in your life again!......except for when you cause multiple time rifts that destroy the very fabric of reality itself...but hey, it's better than hooking up with an overweight donkey named Morris.

9. Delibird

We've all wanted this since we were children! A real life Santa Claus! Christmas would actually become something magical and exciting again, instead of just a time where you're forced to sit in a room with the family members you see twice a year as you desperately try to stay awake until midnight so you can all hug and say "Merry Christmas" before going back to bed. But you better be on the Nice List, because Delibird doesn't give coal to the bad kids...he gives bombs...so basically, if you aren't nice, all you and your family are going to get for Christmas is a horrific and fiery death!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

10. Ditto

Need I say more?

Article By:

Giuliano V.